It has become clear that your frustration, burnout, and depression are at an all-time high. — Dear Bubble App Employees, After our recent 360-degree company review, it has become clear that your frustration, burnout, and depression are at an all-time high. The top 4 most common answers to the question, “What is the worst thing about your job?” were as follows: “Too many meetings.” “No time…

Oh, my dear boy! Look at how pale you are. Come inside off the stoop this instant and eat something. You’ll catch your death out there. — Oh, my dear boy! Look at how pale you are. Come inside off the stoop this instant and eat something. You’ll catch your death out there. Listen to your grandfather. I insist! Soup Sit down and eat, my lad. You’ve been working too long in the cabbage fields today… Look, soup…

Let me in. My sons and I are taking over your house. — Doorbell rings. Z opens door to find V standing there. V: Hey. I’m invading you. Z: Whoa, what the hell. It’s 2 AM. Go home, V. V: No! Let me in. My sons and I are taking over your house. Z: Dude, you’re drunk again. Please just leave. …

You observe some message, say from a colleague or a boss, and the totality of this person’s fuckery disarms you. — Namaste. Does life wear you down until you are exhausted and raw? Do you toss and turn each night then wake up each morning and say, “oh shit, I just can’t”? You are not alone. We have all stood naked on the precipice of existence and seen our peace of…

“The Burnout”: When you’re not Zoom-ing for 9-hours straight at Tech Job, you’re frantically scraping away at 8,753 unanswered emails… — Classic Myers-Briggs: I/E: Introvert / Extrovert N/S: Intuitive / Sensing F/T: Feeling / Thinking P/J: Perceiving / Judging Extremely Online Myers-Briggs: C/D: Chump / Dipshit H/T: Hustling / Trolling R/S: Rationalizing / Sociopathizing S/W: Shouting / Whimpering

Hello, friends, it’s your favorite life coach, Genghis Khan. In my weekly newsletter — Yes You Khan! — I teach you to find success and… — Hello, friends, it’s your favorite life coach, Genghis Khan. In my weekly newsletter — Yes You Khan! — I teach you to find success and happiness in every way, from work, to love, to wolf hunting with falcons. I have some bad news: A ‘thief’ is on the loose! And…

The biggest myth in the writing game is that if you want to be a wildly successful writer, you need to write well. FALSE. — If you’re like me, you’ve probably noticed a troubling trend: a freakish number of so-called “writers” who won’t shut up about the craft of writing. They’re obsessed with storytelling, quality prose, sentence structure, all that crap. I’m sorry, but this is shortsighted. Skilled writers are a dime a dozen. Wow…

I never stop to smell the roses. — Some people have a casual attitude toward life. They’re relaxed and “laid back,” and they think this is healthy behavior. Not me. I find that outlook offensively inefficient. I never stop to smell the roses. I think it’s absurd that people expect me to drop everything and fritter my time…

I am seeking an incredible applicant to handle 100% of my dating life! — I am a very busy professional who wants to date, but I have no time for it. That’s where you come in! I run a social media marketing company, a green juice start-up, and a top productivity podcast — “The Juicy CEO Podcast” — so I’m seeking an incredible applicant…