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To the budding philosopher, few things are more perplexing than small talk with next-door neighbors, friendly baristas, or strangers who point out that you dropped your wallet. Fear not, deep thinkers. Use these responses to make mundane conversations so intellectually rich that you might even get a follow-up question. At Target: “Need…

Ah, I see you’ve woken up. Welcome to “The Maw Of Doom,” my private island and personal paradise! You would probably shout several questions right now if it weren’t for that gag in your mouth. Questions such as: “Where am I? “Why am I so woozy?” “Who are you, and…

You wake up falling. You are falling through a void with no end. You do not understand why you are falling or how you got here. “I’m falling!” you cry out. You realize that a man is falling next to you, each of your faces illuminated by a small glowing…

How to end your excuses and actually write consistently — Every aspiring writer knows the clichéd advice to “write every day.” This is a nice phrase but, practically speaking, it’s nearly useless. What you need as a writer isn’t an empty slogan. …

When my friend Pete invited me to join him on the so-called “hottest, funnest, 7-day-7-night-all-inclusive Caribbean cruise,” I immediately said, “Do I get to be a lazy piece of crap and loll in the sun all day while mindlessly chugging tropical drinks and gaining 10 pounds on buffet food? That…

Hey, let me give you a little riddle: What tastes like piss, smells like a wet dog, and slowly eats away at your grocery money and your will to live? What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue? When I ask this at other parties, you know what people say? They say…

B: Time is an illusion. A: Jesus, Brad. You startled me. I didn’t even realize you were at this coffee shop. B: Hi. Can I sit with you? Do you want to talk philosophy? A: Yeah, sure. Sit down. B: Time is an illusion. A: What do you mean? B…

Do you remember the video games that changed history? I don’t. I barely played them. But why should that stop me from writing a hard-hitting nostalgia article where I tell you their true meaning? I have not researched these games aside from glancing at a few screenshots. Tetris, Gameboy: A…