Alex BaiainSlackjawYoung LoveSlackjaw has a new piece by comedy legend Jack Handey. Read it here:6h ago16h ago1
Alex BaiainSlackjawEight And A Half Hours Of SleepHusband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.1d ago51d ago5
Alex BaiainSlackjawSlackjaw’s Got The BoostGood news: Slackjaw was added to Medium’s Boost nomination program earlier this year.Sep 16Sep 16
Alex BaiainSlackjawI’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessageEvery time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.Sep 626Sep 626
Alex BaiainSlackjawThe Laws Of TV Fantasy WorldsImportant rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.Aug 3025Aug 3025
Alex BaiainSlackjawEverything Is Poison, And You’re Going To Die: An Online Wellness SummitDo you want the best health hacks and cutting-edge info on how your life is riddled with toxins?Aug 836Aug 836
Alex BaiainSlackjawI Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read ItThis was — oh, it must have been sometime in the late 2000s or early 2010s. The golden age of website articles!Jul 249Jul 249
Alex BaiainSlackjawAdvice To My Future Self From My Present SelfFirst of all, congratulations on becoming a mega-multi-millionaire.Jul 178Jul 178
Alex BaiainSlackjawHe Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car“Want to go for a ride?” Michael asked with a raised eyebrow. I mumbled, “Uh, sure?”Jun 2424Jun 2424
Alex BaiainSlackjawYou’ve Been Selected For A Poll About What Americans Think!You’ve never heard of the campus protestors? No problem. Next one. What is your view of Hamas?Jun 107Jun 107