Alex BaiainSlackjawIt’s Time To Turn Off Your PhoneThere’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.3d ago243d ago24
Alex BaiainSlackjawWhat I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My CountryCheese is not dessert. Write that down.Oct 1076Oct 1076
Alex BaiainThe Writing CooperativeWhat I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six YearsSome aphorisms about humor writingOct 914Oct 914
Alex BaiaI Wrote a Book for Humor WritersOver the past few years, I’ve written a bunch of writing craft pieces to help humor writers. I’ve gotten some nice feedback on those and…Sep 272Sep 272
Alex BaiainSlackjawEight And A Half Hours Of SleepHusband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.Sep 2524Sep 2524
Alex BaiainSlackjawI’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessageEvery time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.Sep 628Sep 628
Alex BaiainSlackjawThe Laws Of TV Fantasy WorldsImportant rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.Aug 3026Aug 3026
Alex BaiainSlackjawEverything Is Poison, And You’re Going To Die: An Online Wellness SummitDo you want the best health hacks and cutting-edge info on how your life is riddled with toxins?Aug 836Aug 836
Alex BaiainSlackjawI Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read ItThis was — oh, it must have been sometime in the late 2000s or early 2010s. The golden age of website articles!Jul 2410Jul 2410
Alex BaiainSlackjawAdvice To My Future Self From My Present SelfFirst of all, congratulations on becoming a mega-multi-millionaire.Jul 178Jul 178