Published inSlackjawMy Unintended Siri ActivationsI yelled “Hey silly!” when I accidentally tripped over my rowdy nephew, and Siri started listing the medications he might need.1h agoA response icon21h agoA response icon2
Published inSlackjawMy Most Awkward First Date Moments“Hey Amanda, great to meet you!” I say with a big grin as I hug her.Jul 1A response icon9Jul 1A response icon9
Published inSlackjawYou Look Your Age!What is age, anyway, other than a place in time that we run away from futilely, screaming nonstop about how little it matters?Mar 19A response icon32Mar 19A response icon32
Published inSlackjaw6 Ways To Make Your Writing FunnierFree comedy writing workshop with Scott Dikkers and yours trulyFeb 24A response icon1Feb 24A response icon1
Published inSlackjawBeyond FOMO: The Other Missing Out AttitudesYou will never have to compromise or make hard choices. Life is long, and there is plenty of time, right? Right.Jan 10A response icon5Jan 10A response icon5
Published inSlackjawWhat The Heck Are Those Drones? Responses From The Pentagon“We don’t know what they are, why they’re here, where they’re coming from, where they land, or who’s controlling them…”Dec 19, 2024A response icon12Dec 19, 2024A response icon12
Published inSlackjawUltra Dad Books For Hardcore Dads: Holiday Gift ListA holiday books list just for dad!Dec 17, 2024A response icon2Dec 17, 2024A response icon2
Published inSlackjawI’m A Thoughtful DrunkAnd these are my signature sayings after many, many beers…Dec 10, 2024A response icon7Dec 10, 2024A response icon7
Published inSlackjawMeet The Man Who Replies To Every EmailSORRY for the late reply, I have many emails to reply to.Nov 3, 2024A response icon5Nov 3, 2024A response icon5
Published inSlackjawAs Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As HellMy next act as president will be to have my I.T. department post it all at WhiteHouse.org/aliensNov 1, 2024A response icon4Nov 1, 2024A response icon4