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Alex Baia

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Slackjaw

I’m A Thoughtful Drunk

And these are my signature sayings after many, many beers…

15h ago

I’m A Thoughtful Drunk

15h ago

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Slackjaw

Meet The Man Who Replies To Every Email

SORRY for the late reply, I have many emails to reply to.

Nov 3

Meet The Man Who Replies To Every Email

Nov 3

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Slackjaw

As Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As Hell

My next act as president will be to have my I.T. department post it all at WhiteHouse.org/aliens

Nov 1

As Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As Hell

Nov 1

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Slackjaw

It’s Time To Turn Off Your Phone

There’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.

Oct 18

It’s Time To Turn Off Your Phone

Oct 18

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Slackjaw

What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My Country

Cheese is not dessert. Write that down.

Oct 10

What I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My Country

Oct 10

Published in
The Writing Cooperative

What I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six Years

Some aphorisms about humor writing

Oct 9

What I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six Years

Oct 9

I Wrote a Book for Humor Writers

Over the past few years, I’ve written a bunch of writing craft pieces to help humor writers. I’ve gotten some nice feedback on those and…

Sep 27

I Wrote a Book for Humor Writers

Sep 27

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Slackjaw

Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep

Husband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.

Sep 25

Eight And A Half Hours Of Sleep

Sep 25

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Slackjaw

I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

Every time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.

Sep 6

I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

Sep 6

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Slackjaw

The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

Important rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.

Aug 30

The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

Aug 30

Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. Get my humor newsletter: https://alexbaia.com/humor

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