It's why I own so many monocles: so people will think I'm an industrialist

I mean… why even have a jacket if it doesn’t do this for you??
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Andy Spears
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Sep 23, 2022
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It's why I own so many monocles: so people will think I'm an industrialist
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Written by Alex Baia8.9K Followers
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Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. Get my humor newsletter: https://alexbaia.com/humor
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