Published inSlackjawMeet The Man Who Replies To Every EmailSORRY for the late reply, I have many emails to reply to.Nov 35Nov 35
Published inSlackjawAs Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As HellMy next act as president will be to have my I.T. department post it all at WhiteHouse.org/aliensNov 16Nov 16
Published inSlackjawIt’s Time To Turn Off Your PhoneThere’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.Oct 1830Oct 1830
Published inSlackjawWhat I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My CountryCheese is not dessert. Write that down.Oct 1080Oct 1080
Published inThe Writing CooperativeWhat I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six YearsSome aphorisms about humor writingOct 916Oct 916
I Wrote a Book for Humor WritersOver the past few years, I’ve written a bunch of writing craft pieces to help humor writers. I’ve gotten some nice feedback on those and…Sep 271Sep 271
Published inSlackjawEight And A Half Hours Of SleepHusband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.Sep 2528Sep 2528
Published inSlackjawI’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessageEvery time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.Sep 629Sep 629
Published inSlackjawThe Laws Of TV Fantasy WorldsImportant rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.Aug 3028Aug 3028
Published inSlackjawEverything Is Poison, And You’re Going To Die: An Online Wellness SummitDo you want the best health hacks and cutting-edge info on how your life is riddled with toxins?Aug 836Aug 836