Published inSlackjawWhat The Heck Are Those Drones? Responses From The Pentagon“We don’t know what they are, why they’re here, where they’re coming from, where they land, or who’s controlling them…”2d ago52d ago5
Published inSlackjawUltra Dad Books For Hardcore Dads: Holiday Gift ListA holiday books list just for dad!3d ago23d ago2
Published inSlackjawI’m A Thoughtful DrunkAnd these are my signature sayings after many, many beers…Dec 107Dec 107
Published inSlackjawMeet The Man Who Replies To Every EmailSORRY for the late reply, I have many emails to reply to.Nov 35Nov 35
Published inSlackjawAs Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As HellMy next act as president will be to have my I.T. department post it all at WhiteHouse.org/aliensNov 14Nov 14
Published inSlackjawIt’s Time To Turn Off Your PhoneThere’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.Oct 1831Oct 1831
Published inSlackjawWhat I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My CountryCheese is not dessert. Write that down.Oct 1083Oct 1083
Published inThe Writing CooperativeWhat I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six YearsSome aphorisms about humor writingOct 917Oct 917
I Wrote a Book for Humor WritersOver the past few years, I’ve written a bunch of writing craft pieces to help humor writers. I’ve gotten some nice feedback on those and…Sep 271Sep 271
Published inSlackjawEight And A Half Hours Of SleepHusband: If I tell people to sleep that much, they’ll think I’m an insane radical.Sep 2532Sep 2532