Published inSlackjawBeyond FOMO: The Other Missing Out AttitudesYou will never have to compromise or make hard choices. Life is long, and there is plenty of time, right? Right.Jan 105Jan 105
Published inSlackjawWhat The Heck Are Those Drones? Responses From The Pentagon“We don’t know what they are, why they’re here, where they’re coming from, where they land, or who’s controlling them…”Dec 19, 202411Dec 19, 202411
Published inSlackjawUltra Dad Books For Hardcore Dads: Holiday Gift ListA holiday books list just for dad!Dec 17, 20242Dec 17, 20242
Published inSlackjawI’m A Thoughtful DrunkAnd these are my signature sayings after many, many beers…Dec 10, 20247Dec 10, 20247
Published inSlackjawMeet The Man Who Replies To Every EmailSORRY for the late reply, I have many emails to reply to.Nov 3, 20245Nov 3, 20245
Published inSlackjawAs Your Next President, I’ll Tell You The Truth About UFOs Even If It’s Scary As HellMy next act as president will be to have my I.T. department post it all at WhiteHouse.org/aliensNov 1, 20244Nov 1, 20244
Published inSlackjawIt’s Time To Turn Off Your PhoneThere’s one problem: You have more scrolling to do.Oct 18, 202431Oct 18, 202431
Published inSlackjawWhat I, An American, Will Say To The Clueless Europeans Who Visit My CountryCheese is not dessert. Write that down.Oct 10, 202485Oct 10, 202485
Published inThe Writing CooperativeWhat I’ve Learned by Running a Humor Site for Six YearsSome aphorisms about humor writingOct 9, 202417Oct 9, 202417
I Wrote a Book for Humor WritersOver the past few years, I’ve written a bunch of writing craft pieces to help humor writers. I’ve gotten some nice feedback on those and…Sep 27, 20241Sep 27, 20241