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I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

Every time I see one of those sickly green text bubbles from you, it reminds me of your stubbornness and your selfishness.

Sep 6

I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage

Sep 6

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Slackjaw

The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

Important rooms in castles always have an awesome bowl of fresh fruit, and there’s always a ton of grapes. The grapes look amazing.

Aug 30

The Laws Of TV Fantasy Worlds

Aug 30

Alex Baia
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Slackjaw

Everything Is Poison, And You’re Going To Die: An Online Wellness Summit

Do you want the best health hacks and cutting-edge info on how your life is riddled with toxins?

Aug 8

Everything Is Poison, And You’re Going To Die: An Online Wellness Summit

Aug 8

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Slackjaw

I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It

This was — oh, it must have been sometime in the late 2000s or early 2010s. The golden age of website articles!

Jul 24

I Miss The Good Old Days When You Would Go To A Website And Read It

Jul 24

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Slackjaw

Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self

First of all, congratulations on becoming a mega-multi-millionaire.

Jul 17

Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self

Jul 17

Alex Baia
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Slackjaw

He Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car

“Want to go for a ride?” Michael asked with a raised eyebrow. I mumbled, “Uh, sure?”

Jun 24

He Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car

Jun 24

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Slackjaw

You’ve Been Selected For A Poll About What Americans Think!

You’ve never heard of the campus protestors? No problem. Next one. What is your view of Hamas?

Jun 10

You’ve Been Selected For A Poll About What Americans Think!

Jun 10

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Slackjaw

Jack Handey, Humor Writer And Comedy Legend

Timeless tips for how humor writers can sharpen their craft, from the legend himself.

May 28

Jack Handey, Humor Writer And Comedy Legend

May 28

Alex Baia
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Slackjaw

Our App Guarantees Your Child’s Absolute Safety And Life Success

We get it. In today’s terrifying world, it’s impossible to guard against every threat to your child’s success and well-being…

May 10

Our App Guarantees Your Child’s Absolute Safety And Life Success

May 10

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The Writing Cooperative

How to Write a Humor Piece From a Headline

Starting with a funny headline ensures you have a clear, funny idea.

Apr 23

How to Write a Humor Piece From a Headline

Apr 23

Alex Baia

Alex Baia

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. Get my humor newsletter: https://alexbaia.com/humor

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